Q. What happens when pasta sauces get scared? A. They become al-fraid-do. Wuddup. Advertisements

Q. What do you call a pig who is kind of a prick? A. A PORK-cupine. Heh.

Q. What do you call a broth that is really good? A. SOUPER.

Q. What do you call a critic of fine plumbing? A. A conno-sewer!

Q. How do you ask someone in the Caribbean what they are cooking? A. WHAT-JAMAICAN? (Whatcha makin’?) hehehehe.

Q. What happened when Mario and Luigi went to the bar on Friday night? A. They got SUPER SMASHED, BRO. A joke that I didn’t make up that you actually […]

Q: What do you call two lesbian bagpipers who have a lot of chemistry between them? A: BAGPIPETTES. Hahahahaha.